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50 Shades of Man Kitten!
00:14
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Verse 1:
Rollin’ up in the short bus
Scooting towards me on your walker
I glimpse the crossed eyes that I love
Then you say...
(retarded noise)
That means, “I love you” in retard slang
At least that’s what I think you’re trying to say
She is the one
Yeah!
My special needs girlfriend
Chorus:
She is the one
(Yeah!)
She is the one
(Yeah!)
She is the one
(Yeah!)
My special needs…
She is the one
(Yeah!)
She is the one
(Yeah!)
She is the one
(Yeah!)
My special needs girlfriend
Verse 2:
Three 21 chromosomes
Can’t even eat a meal on her own
Leaves a trail of drool where ever she goes
And she says...
(retarded noise)
She fractured four ribs on our first date
When she hugged me with her retard strength
She is the one
Yeah!
My special needs girlfriend
(Chorus)
Bridge:
We make the perfect team
Like Batman and Robin
If Batman was retarded
And Robin wasn’t retarded
We make the perfect team
Like Bush and Dick Chaney
Except one of us isn’t retarded
(Me)
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Soupy Poopy
00:36
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Soupy Soupy Poopy
Soupy Juicy Goopy Poopy
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#cut4Bieber
00:44
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He taught me how to dougie
And now my wrist is bloody
Post a picture in a tweet
With hash-tag “dude stop smoking”
He got arrested for street racing
And I got razor-blading
The song lyrics to “Baby”
I’m more shaken up than Haiti
Chorus:
Raise your knives to the sky
Gonna cut for Bieber tonight
Bet that he will think twice
About how he spends his free time
Cut, cut, and cut some more
Until there’s one less lonely girl
Get it?
Because you’ll be dead!
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Man Kitten! Cincinnati, Ohio
Two celestial beings, one kitten, and a handful of instruments producing the funky fresh tunes that ooze swag and radiate sunshine. If you want your ears to cry, listen to Nickelback. If you want your ears to smile, listen to Man Kitten!. You only live once. ... more
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