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The Disasteroid! E​.​P.

by Man Kitten!

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Verse 1: Rollin’ up in the short bus Scooting towards me on your walker I glimpse the crossed eyes that I love Then you say... (retarded noise) That means, “I love you” in retard slang At least that’s what I think you’re trying to say She is the one Yeah! My special needs girlfriend Chorus: She is the one (Yeah!) She is the one (Yeah!) She is the one (Yeah!) My special needs… She is the one (Yeah!) She is the one (Yeah!) She is the one (Yeah!) My special needs girlfriend Verse 2: Three 21 chromosomes Can’t even eat a meal on her own Leaves a trail of drool where ever she goes And she says... (retarded noise) She fractured four ribs on our first date When she hugged me with her retard strength She is the one Yeah! My special needs girlfriend (Chorus) Bridge: We make the perfect team Like Batman and Robin If Batman was retarded And Robin wasn’t retarded We make the perfect team Like Bush and Dick Chaney Except one of us isn’t retarded (Me)
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Soupy Poopy 00:36
Soupy Soupy Poopy Soupy Juicy Goopy Poopy
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#cut4Bieber 00:44
He taught me how to dougie And now my wrist is bloody Post a picture in a tweet With hash-tag “dude stop smoking” He got arrested for street racing And I got razor-blading The song lyrics to “Baby” I’m more shaken up than Haiti Chorus: Raise your knives to the sky Gonna cut for Bieber tonight Bet that he will think twice About how he spends his free time Cut, cut, and cut some more Until there’s one less lonely girl Get it? Because you’ll be dead!
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released June 5, 2014

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Man Kitten! Cincinnati, Ohio

Two celestial beings, one kitten, and a handful of instruments producing the funky fresh tunes that ooze swag and radiate sunshine. If you want your ears to cry, listen to Nickelback. If you want your ears to smile, listen to Man Kitten!. You only live once. ... more

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