Verse 1:
Rollin’ up in the short bus
Scooting towards me on your walker
I glimpse the crossed eyes that I love
Then you say...

(retarded noise)

That means, “I love you” in retard slang
At least that’s what I think you’re trying to say
She is the one
Yeah!
My special needs girlfriend

Chorus:
She is the one
(Yeah!)
She is the one
(Yeah!)
She is the one
(Yeah!)
My special needs…

She is the one
(Yeah!)
She is the one
(Yeah!)
She is the one
(Yeah!)
My special needs girlfriend


Verse 2:
Three 21 chromosomes
Can’t even eat a meal on her own
Leaves a trail of drool where ever she goes
And she says...

(retarded noise)


She fractured four ribs on our first date
When she hugged me with her retard strength
She is the one
Yeah!
My special needs girlfriend

(Chorus)


Bridge:
We make the perfect team
Like Batman and Robin
If Batman was retarded
And Robin wasn’t retarded

We make the perfect team
Like Bush and Dick Chaney
Except one of us isn’t retarded
(Me)